Today's big news was that we might be LEMURS! A fossil was found which has led the men in charge to believe that the
missing link is, was and will be... dun dun dun LEMURS!!!!! This is great news to ME because Lemurs look a fuck of a lot like SLOW LORISES and maybe the authorities will now let me HAVE A SLOW LORIS if I tell said authorities that IT'S NOT A PET,
IT'S A DISTANT RELATIVE.
Nobody can tell me I can't have FAMILY OVER. Right?
BEHOLD:
THE SLOW LORIS!!
THEY LOVE GETTING TICKLED!
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