Saturday, May 23, 2009

GINNY, KEV, JIMMY... THIS ONE'S FOR YOU: MEAT. DEATH. DELICIOUS.


Ever since the news of "The Heart Attack Grill" hit the earth...
My friends and loved ones have been freaking out. You see, most people I know (and most people worth knowing)
are willing to die for delicious... and no delicious can trump a meat-delicious.
Well, I've got good news for you!
FINALLY-
You may just be able to do so... thanks to "The Heart Attack Grill".
http://www.heartattackgrill.com/menu.html

The "Flatliner Fries" are "deep-fried in pure lard".
The "Quadruple Bypass" burger weighs in a whopping 8,000 calories.
Best of all... the last thing you'll see before you go into a lard induced cardiac arrest will be a buxom cutie in
a nurse's uniform.
... and if you're lucky, you won't even have to walk to your car!
You'll get wheeled out in a WHEEL CHAIR!!!!

I don't know about you, but that shit is making me fucking HUNGRY AS 3 WOLVES HOWLING AT THE MOON.

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