AMERICA: GO FUCK YOURSELVES. GLAMBERT AND KISS WAS THE SINGLE GREATEST MOMENT TV HAS EVER SEEN.

BETTER THAN THE MOMENT COLOUR TV CAME TO BE.
BETTER THAN THE MOMENT MONROE SANG TO KENNEDY.
BETTER THAN ANY FUCKING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN ON FUCKING TELEVISION
WAS ADAM "GLAMBERT" LAMBERT SINGING WITH KISS.
FOR A CHICK LIKE ME... WHO OWNED KISS BOOTS...
THIS WAS THE GREATEST SHIT TV HAS EVER SEEN.
PAUL STANLEY'S OUT. GLAMBERT'S IN!
NO MATTER HOW RETARDED AMERICA IS FOR VOTING FOR THAT SHITHEAD WINDBAG BORING ASS PARALLELOGRAM MOUTH...
GLAMBERT HAD AN EPIC FUCKING WIN TONIGHT.
SHIT WAS EVEN MORE AMAZING THAN WHEN HE SANG WITH QUEEN.
BEHOLD:
THE WORLD'S MOST IMPRESSIVE SUPERSTAR

ADAM FUCKING LAMBERT.