Friday, October 23, 2009

Christopher Hitchens is an A**hole.


Meh. This guy is such a douchebag.
My response: I'm funny. It usually helps me NOT get laid... which is precisely what I'm hoping for. I don't "try". Never have. I'm also not unattractive. Never have been. I'm straight and as un-Jewy as they come.
I guess I'm one of those exceptions.
I don't know, I don't like this guy. Sorry. The truth is, anything can be analyzed away into nothingness. This fact is part of what keeps me swimming in an over-thought pool of misery... and he's not a genius for breaking everything down into something ugly... he's just an asshole for it.

THE LUCKIEST LITTLE GIRL IN THE WORLD...


And adorable, to boot.

HATERS IS JEALOUS!

Hell hath no fury like A pussy scorned...


Thursday, October 22, 2009

BARBARA STREISAND, BY GOLLY, THE RETARDED ARE OFFENDED!



WOW.

This is REALLY not PC...
LOVE IT.

(Thank you REAVIS EITEL!!!)

OH MY GOD. ONE OF THE CRAZIEST THINGS I HAVE SEEN CAUGHT ON VIDEO.


HE HAS TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL NOW, WALLACE.

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Um. This cannot just be alcohol. This guy is clearly fighting with invisible goblins.