HUMAN SKIN JACKET.

It's 5pm and I just woke up. Sleeping pills. They do body good.
In any event, I'm completely out of it... so chances are good that I'm only hallucinating
that I'm typing this blog.

However-
If I'm not

HOLY MOLY!
Saturday is FTW! Product day.

Here are some things I want:


Seeing as how I will probably never
be able to afford the MAGNETIC BED...
I am saving up for the MAGNETIC LOUNGE CHAIR!
"The sensation you feel as you lie back and close your eyes is totally different -- like floating on a cloud," said a Stuff Live spokesman. Its 6,000 pound ($9,620) price tag may bring visitors back down to earth with a bump, however."


For no reason pertaining to science,
I would like to have a genetically engineered GLOW IN THE DARK PUSSY.



IF THE ASTRONAUTS CAN HAVE THIS THEN SO MUST I!
"VIRTUAL DEPRESSION THERAPY FOR ASTRONAUTS"!!!!!!
Daisy... Daisy...


HUMAN HEAD KNIFE BLOCK.
Just because I want it.


POCKET SHOWER!!!!!
Twenty bucks well spent!


HUMAN SKIN WARDROBE!!!
(For my sake, play along and pretend you think it
is made of real person.)
http://www.skinbag.net

I WANT IT ALL!
I ALSO WANT A CHAINSAW!
AND A HOUSE IN TEXAS!

(I take that back. Not Texas. The fucking DEVIL lives in Texas.)
THERE'S EVEN A HUMAN BABY HEAD SKIN PURSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!