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Fuck Shit Up.Nico Knowshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05884193102623988634noreply@blogger.comBlogger569125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4735694803688263891.post-67290502112187826762010-04-10T14:18:00.000-07:002010-04-10T14:39:01.535-07:00HUMAN SKIN JACKET.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.skinbag.net/fiches/gd-veste2.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 278px; height: 450px;" src="http://www.skinbag.net/fiches/gd-veste2.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br />It's 5pm and I just woke up. Sleeping pills. They do body good.<br />In any event, I'm completely out of it... so chances are good that I'm only hallucinating<br />that I'm typing this blog.<br /><br />However-<br />If I'm not<br /><br />HOLY MOLY! <br />Saturday is FTW! Product day.<br /><br />Here are some things I want:<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Seeing as how I will probably never<br />be able to afford the MAGNETIC BED...</span><br />I am saving up for the MAGNETIC LOUNGE CHAIR!<br /><span style="font-style:italic;">"The sensation you feel as you lie back and close your eyes is totally different -- like floating on a cloud," said a Stuff Live spokesman. Its 6,000 pound ($9,620) price tag may bring visitors back down to earth with a bump, however."</span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://therawfeed.com/pix/lounger_hover_chair.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 500px; height: 377px;" src="http://therawfeed.com/pix/lounger_hover_chair.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">For no reason pertaining to science,<br />I would like to have a genetically engineered GLOW IN THE DARK PUSSY.</span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://therawfeed.com/pix/mr_green_genes.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 500px; height: 361px;" src="http://therawfeed.com/pix/mr_green_genes.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">IF THE ASTRONAUTS CAN HAVE THIS THEN SO MUST I!<br />"VIRTUAL DEPRESSION THERAPY FOR ASTRONAUTS"!!!!!!</span><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">Daisy... Daisy...</span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://therawfeed.com/pix/hal_9000.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 406px; height: 268px;" src="http://therawfeed.com/pix/hal_9000.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">HUMAN HEAD KNIFE BLOCK.<br />Just because I want it.</span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.techepics.com/files/human_head_knife_block.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 389px;" src="http://www.techepics.com/files/human_head_knife_block.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">POCKET SHOWER!!!!!<br />Twenty bucks well spent!</span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://media.techeblog.com/images/pocketshower.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 450px; height: 385px;" src="http://media.techeblog.com/images/pocketshower.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">HUMAN SKIN WARDROBE!!!<br />(For my sake, play along and pretend you think it<br />is made of real person.)<br /><a href="http://www.skinbag.net">http://www.skinbag.net</a><br /><br />I WANT IT ALL!<br />I ALSO WANT A CHAINSAW!<br />AND A HOUSE IN TEXAS!<br /><br />(I take that back. Not Texas. The fucking DEVIL lives in Texas.)<br />THERE'S EVEN A HUMAN BABY HEAD SKIN PURSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br /></span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.skinbag.net/fiches/gd-tete.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 502px; height: 395px;" src="http://www.skinbag.net/fiches/gd-tete.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.skinbag.net/fiches-annexes/veste-03-gd.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 450px;" src="http://www.skinbag.net/fiches-annexes/veste-03-gd.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.skinbag.net/fiches/gd-jupe2.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 259px; height: 480px;" src="http://www.skinbag.net/fiches/gd-jupe2.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.skinbag.net/fiches/gd-gilet.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 303px; height: 450px;" src="http://www.skinbag.net/fiches/gd-gilet.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>Nico Knowshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05884193102623988634noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4735694803688263891.post-49529894379307910522010-04-06T23:36:00.000-07:002010-04-06T23:45:36.477-07:00BRUCE LEE DOESNT PLAY PING PONG...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/celebrity-pictures-bruce-lee-warps-reality.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 498px; height: 512px;" src="http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/celebrity-pictures-bruce-lee-warps-reality.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />BRUCE LEE PLAYS NUNCHUK PONG.<br /><br /><br /><object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/9QHslHpK4-Q&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/9QHslHpK4-Q&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="640" height="385"></embed></object>Nico Knowshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05884193102623988634noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4735694803688263891.post-29993644242806805322010-04-06T11:02:00.000-07:002010-04-06T11:05:40.476-07:00Striaght from the Horse's mouth:The Philipines have interesting ideas about "Talent"<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://barlazyl.com/assets/images/FunnyHorse.JPG"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 320px;" src="http://barlazyl.com/assets/images/FunnyHorse.JPG" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Giddyup!<br /><br />BM. Big Mouth causing people to have Bowel Movements in fear.<br /><br />Or amazement.<br /><br /><br />I don't know.<br /><br /><br />ftw. <br /><object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/WhGHtBogulg&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/WhGHtBogulg&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object>Nico Knowshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05884193102623988634noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4735694803688263891.post-79479655857481052652010-04-06T10:48:00.001-07:002010-04-06T10:57:21.951-07:00SHAYE IT AIN'T SO! SHAYE ST JOHN... GONE?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjD10QNeq2dU5BTRIDUA-dG5SHJvLIhYm8OKtXG-Fa7c_vQ7yPh1zWHtE8OM4lzKV6MR79EWaNVw4x_5m1D1sPwgVDVN9V-mmWAxJFJ9sufUkvLK-DV59iJocpHPHFroA08IN4BUdUqG2M/s1600/tombstone.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 120px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjD10QNeq2dU5BTRIDUA-dG5SHJvLIhYm8OKtXG-Fa7c_vQ7yPh1zWHtE8OM4lzKV6MR79EWaNVw4x_5m1D1sPwgVDVN9V-mmWAxJFJ9sufUkvLK-DV59iJocpHPHFroA08IN4BUdUqG2M/s200/tombstone.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5457085090797332354" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v250/shayesaintjohn/FanArt/ShayeStJohn-gidgetgein.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 286px; height: 430px;" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v250/shayesaintjohn/FanArt/ShayeStJohn-gidgetgein.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />I CRIED. I CRIED WHATEVER TEARS I HAD IN THESE ZOMBIE EYES OF MINE.<br /><br />The worst news of all has been floating about in these Interwebz...<br />and seeing as how I exist in the wires... zapped I got... and woe is me...<br /><br />CAN IT BE? IS SHE GONE? IS SHE HE?<br /><br />Reportedly and sadly... not only is Shaye gone... but she is also, as I had long suspected...<br />the late Eric Fournier... who has apparently expired.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.musicalfamilytree.net/profiles/blogs/rip-eric-fournier"></a><br /><br />This is one lid I am not thrilled to be blowing off... as I sit down to a bowl of Stumpwater Salad with the now<br />lonely AliOns...<br />I will do the Hand Thing for the rest of my days.<br /><br />I miss you, Shaye... and I will see you still in every nightmare I have.<br />R.I.P<br />YOUR FRIEND AND MINE, SHAYE ST JOHN.<br /><br />rest in peace... pieces... whatever.<br />sorry.<br />I'm sure you and KiKi are doing that Drip Drop Diet in the sky.<br />Love Ya!<br /><br />Goodbye.<br />:(<br /><br />Gone... NEVER EVER will be forgotten.<br /><br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/NtSgWZbL_kE&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/NtSgWZbL_kE&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object><br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/5fjYGr9NaNE&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/5fjYGr9NaNE&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object><br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/cNEXzY5zzm0&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/cNEXzY5zzm0&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>Nico Knowshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05884193102623988634noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4735694803688263891.post-15351827730966506302010-04-06T10:31:00.001-07:002010-04-06T10:40:55.464-07:00My oh My how you've grown!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.matchflick.com/pimages/9855.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 150px; height: 150px;" src="http://www.matchflick.com/pimages/9855.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Needless to say, Giuseppe Andrews has always been a delight to mein eyes.<br />However, it was only recently that his transformation from bubble gum boy to <br />Grit and Great man was brought to my attention.<br /><br /><br />Move over, Vincent Gallo... There's a new you in town and he didn't even have to sell himself on the interwebz to <br />steal that title!<br /><br />Currently, Andrews is spreading the awesome through the equally tremendous Troma vehicle...<br />(DO make sure you buy a copy of "Trailer Town" from the <a href="https://buy.tromamovies.com/product_info.php?products_id=384">Troma site</a><br /><br />Behold... The incredible Giuseppe Andrews!<br /><br />If only you all could see the hearts and glitter spraying out of my eye orbs...<br /><br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/K-kfL0fpVsE&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/K-kfL0fpVsE&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object><br /><br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/HM4q7zZ2Hz4&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/HM4q7zZ2Hz4&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object><br /><br /><object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Kh0NQgm88TA&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Kh0NQgm88TA&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object><br /><br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/DypuCTI0nrk&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/DypuCTI0nrk&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>Nico Knowshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05884193102623988634noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4735694803688263891.post-50846571425779655672010-04-06T10:19:00.000-07:002010-04-06T10:25:12.581-07:00THE SHNOZBERRIES TASTE LIKE SHNOZZZZBERRIIIIEEESS!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2010/4/1/1270122841640/Pineberry-001.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 460px; height: 276px;" src="http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2010/4/1/1270122841640/Pineberry-001.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />HOLY CRAP.<br /><br />IT'S A STRAWBERRY THAT TASTES LIKE A PINEAPPLE... AND IT'S REAL.<br /><br />Brought to you by the same people who bring you Strasberries!<br />(VitalBerry)<br /><br />Pineberries made their UK debut yesterday at WaitRose.<br /><br />I cannot wait to carbonate them!Nico Knowshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05884193102623988634noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4735694803688263891.post-60075983080422353542010-04-06T10:09:00.000-07:002010-04-06T10:19:39.659-07:00GOOD DAY AND FTW?!?!?!?!?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_nY72TdvmuKk/R1j40JtbdXI/AAAAAAAAANw/L7UYQ9G6gnI/s320/DocBrown.JPG"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 306px; height: 319px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_nY72TdvmuKk/R1j40JtbdXI/AAAAAAAAANw/L7UYQ9G6gnI/s320/DocBrown.JPG" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />I've seen Back To The Future about 4 million times.<br />I've seen every one in that series.<br />How, then, DID I MISS THIS AND WHAT THE HECK DID WE JUST WITNESS?<br /><br /><object width="450" height="370"><param name="movie" value="http://www.liveleak.com/e/d6c_1265513073"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.liveleak.com/e/d6c_1265513073" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="450" height="370"></embed></object>Nico Knowshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05884193102623988634noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4735694803688263891.post-40681885903745408882010-01-03T09:53:00.000-08:002010-04-06T10:28:13.216-07:00UH-OH. WE'VE GOT ONE YEAR LESS THAN THE MEXICANS TOLD US WE DID!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/129994/thumbs/s-HAROLD-CAMPING-large.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 260px; height: 190px;" src="http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/129994/thumbs/s-HAROLD-CAMPING-large.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br /><blockquote>"Biblical scholar's date for rapture: May 21, 2011<br /><br />Justin Berton, Chronicle Staff Writer<br /><br />Friday, January 1, 2010<br /><br />"That date has not one stitch of biblical authority," Camping says from the Oakland office where he runs Family Radio, an evangelical station that reaches listeners around the world. "It's like a fairy tale."<br /><br />The real date for the end of times, he says, is in 2011.<br /><br />The Mayans and the recent Hollywood movie "2012" have put the apocalypse in the popular mind this year, but Camping has been at this business for a long time. And while Armageddon is pop science or big-screen entertainment to many, Camping has followers from the Bay Area to China.<br /><br />Camping, 88, has scrutinized the Bible for almost 70 years and says he has developed a mathematical system to interpret prophecies hidden within the Good Book. One night a few years ago, Camping, a civil engineer by trade, crunched the numbers and was stunned at what he'd found: The world will end May 21, 2011.<br /><br />This is not the first time Camping has made a bold prediction about Judgment Day.<br /><br />On Sept. 6, 1994, dozens of Camping's believers gathered inside Alameda's Veterans Memorial Building to await the return of Christ, an event Camping had promised for two years. Followers dressed children in their Sunday best and held Bibles open-faced toward heaven.<br /><br />But the world did not end. Camping allowed that he may have made a mathematical error. He spent the next decade running new calculations, as well as overseeing a media company that has grown significantly in size and reach.<br /><br />"We are now translated into 48 languages and have been transmitting into China on an AM station without getting jammed once," Camping said. "How can that happen without God's mercy?"<br /><br />His office is flanked by satellite dishes in the parking lot that transmit his talk show, "Open Forum." In the Bay Area, he's heard on 610 AM, KEAR. Camping says his company owns about 55 stations in the United States alone, and that his message arrives on every continent.<br /><br />'I'm looking forward to it'<br /><br />Employees at the Oakland office run printing presses that publish Camping's pamphlets and books, and some wear T-shirts that read, "May 21, 2011." They're happy to talk about the day they believe their souls will be retrieved by Christ.<br /><br />"I'm looking forward to it," said Ted Solomon, 60, who started listening to Camping in 1997. He's worked at Family Radio since 2004, making sure international translators properly dictate Camping's sermons.<br /><br />"This world may have had an attraction to me at one time," Solomon said. "But now it's definitely lost its appeal."<br /><br />Camping is a frail-looking man, and his voice is low and deep, but it can rise to dramatic peaks with a preacher's flair.<br /><br />As a young man, he owned an East Bay construction business but longed to work as a servant of God. So he hit the books.<br /><br />"Because I was an engineer, I was very interested in the numbers," he said. "I'd wonder, 'Why did God put this number in, or that number in?' It was not a question of unbelief, it was a question of, 'There must be a reason for it.' "<br /><br />Code-breaking phenomenon<br /><br />Camping is not the only man to see truths in the Bible hidden in the numbers. In the late 1990s, a code-breaking phenomenon took off, led by "The Bible Code," written by former Washington Post journalist Michael Drosnin.<br /><br />Drosnin developed a technique that revealed prophecies within the Bible's text. A handful of biblical scholars have supported Drosnin's theory, lending it an air of legitimacy, and just as many scholars have decried it as farce.<br /><br />One of Drosnin's more well-known findings is that a meteor will strike Earth in 2012, the same year some people believe the Mayan calendar marks the end of times, and the same year the "2012" action movie surmised the Earth's crust will destabilize and kill most humans.<br /><br />Meaning in numbers<br /><br />By Camping's understanding, the Bible was dictated by God and every word and number carries a spiritual significance. He noticed that particular numbers appeared in the Bible at the same time particular themes are discussed.<br /><br />The number 5, Camping concluded, equals "atonement." Ten is "completeness." Seventeen means "heaven." Camping patiently explained how he reached his conclusion for May 21, 2011.<br /><br />"Christ hung on the cross April 1, 33 A.D.," he began. "Now go to April 1 of 2011 A.D., and that's 1,978 years."<br /><br />Camping then multiplied 1,978 by 365.2422 days - the number of days in each solar year, not to be confused with a calendar year.<br /><br />Next, Camping noted that April 1 to May 21 encompasses 51 days. Add 51 to the sum of previous multiplication total, and it equals 722,500.<br /><br />Camping realized that (5 x 10 x 17) x (5 x 10 x 17) = 722,500.<br /><br />Or put into words: (Atonement x Completeness x Heaven), squared.<br /><br />"Five times 10 times 17 is telling you a story," Camping said. "It's the story from the time Christ made payment for your sins until you're completely saved.<br /><br />"I tell ya, I just about fell off my chair when I realized that," Camping said.<br /><br />James Kreuger, author of "Secrets of the Apocalypse - Revealed," has been studying the end of times for 40 years and is familiar with Camping's work. While Kreuger agrees that the rapture is indeed coming, he disputes Camping's method.<br /><br />"For all his learning, Camping makes a classic beginner's mistake when he sets a date for Christ's return," Kreuger wrote in an e-mail. "Jesus himself said in Matthew 24:36, 'Of that day and hour knows no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my father only.' "<br /><br />'It is going to happen'<br /><br />Camping's believers will have none of it.<br /><br />Rick LaCasse, who attended the September 1994 service in Alameda, said that 15 years later, his faith in Camping has only strengthened.<br /><br />"Evidently, he was wrong," LaCasse allowed, "but this time it is going to happen. There was some doubt last time, but we didn't have any proofs. This time we do."<br /><br />Would his opinion of Camping change if May 21, 2011, ended without incident?<br /><br />"I can't even think like that," LaCasse said. "Everything is too positive right now. There's too little time to think like that."<br /><br />E-mail Justin Berton at jberton@sfchronicle.com.<br /><br /><br /><br />Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2010/01/01/BA8V1AV589.DTL&feed=rss.news#ixzz0bZYzeYIK"</blockquote>Nico Knowshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05884193102623988634noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4735694803688263891.post-26967783776373764792010-01-03T09:46:00.000-08:002010-01-03T09:52:43.487-08:00Llanfairpwllgwyngyll, Isle Of Anglesey, United Kingdom.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhE3x9NSi_CsF6Qd9c2lPOfcSbjHjY3PUJZ1Mx1_TAXUItWIeUSfu5ThVzk3hV0fIZ9haAotCC_aMpXly1ZlmL84gcJKS9XI_8tFYs26Ch_KQpP6xuHQ3nTuEo1VWYXFX8XRpKmMgS-1Pk/s400/LLANFAIRPWLLGWYNGYLL.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 299px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhE3x9NSi_CsF6Qd9c2lPOfcSbjHjY3PUJZ1Mx1_TAXUItWIeUSfu5ThVzk3hV0fIZ9haAotCC_aMpXly1ZlmL84gcJKS9XI_8tFYs26Ch_KQpP6xuHQ3nTuEo1VWYXFX8XRpKmMgS-1Pk/s400/LLANFAIRPWLLGWYNGYLL.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />I am a narcissist.<br />I check my blog stats.<br />THIS WAS THERE.<br />THIS IS REAL.<br /><span style="font-style:italic;"> "Llanfairpwllgwyngyll, Isle Of Anglesey, United Kingdom, 0 returning visits"</span><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Llanfairpwllgwyngyll.</span><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Llanfairpwllgwyngyll.</span><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Llanfairpwllgwyngyll.</span><br /><br />I thought the stat counter had finally gone haywire and lost control of its vowels.<br />Wrong was I!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Llanfairpwllgwyngyll.</span><br /><blockquote><br />"Llanfairpwllgwyngyll<br />From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia<br />Coordinates: 53.22°N 4.20°W<br />Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch<br />Welsh: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch</span><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"><br />Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch </span>shown within Wales<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch (short form Llanfairpwllgwyngyll)</span>, also spelled Llanfair Pwllgwyngyll and commonly known as Llanfair PG or Llanfairpwll, is a village and community on the island of Anglesey in Wales, situated on the Menai Strait next to the Britannia Bridge and across the strait from Bangor. The village is best known for its name, one of the longest placenames in the world.<br />According to the 2001 census, the population of the community is 3,040,[1] 76% of whom speak Welsh fluently; the highest percentage of speakers is in the 10–14 age group, where 97.1% are able to speak Welsh.[citation needed] It is the fifth largest settlement on the island by population."</blockquote><br /><br /><span style="font-style:italic;"><br />Consider this to have been the educational segment of this blog.</span>Nico Knowshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05884193102623988634noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4735694803688263891.post-48492409199557664422010-01-03T09:34:00.000-08:002010-04-06T10:29:14.006-07:00Once again, The Japanese corner the market on the Funniest Thing I've ever Seen.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/25/103683353_592184d739.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 500px; height: 374px;" src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/25/103683353_592184d739.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br /><br />Trust me.<br /><br />I laughed till I laughed Till I cried Till I laughed.<br /><br />Apparently, Japan is a lawless land... living under the reign of Candid Cameras.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/nM1tLmj9Evc&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/nM1tLmj9Evc&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/y9VLDYPWuIo&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/y9VLDYPWuIo&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qb7zwr3vQKo&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qb7zwr3vQKo&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Nico Knowshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05884193102623988634noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4735694803688263891.post-57627431245518666342010-01-03T09:30:00.000-08:002010-01-03T09:33:12.047-08:00Bears hibernate... Why shouldn't I? Reavis... this one's for you.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs214.snc3/22167_231968417186_664852186_3723268_2071707_n.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 453px; height: 604px;" src="http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs214.snc3/22167_231968417186_664852186_3723268_2071707_n.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />... but while I do,<br />Reavis, this one's for you.<br /><br /><br /><br />They're not creepy.<br />Not even a little bit.<br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qQ77D9JXJSc&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qQ77D9JXJSc&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Nico Knowshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05884193102623988634noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4735694803688263891.post-844758789403499232009-11-28T05:33:00.000-08:002009-11-28T08:08:40.657-08:00Oh, blog... I've really not been treating you right. More importantly, it's gonna be one hell of a winter.mk<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.leftbanker.com/uploaded_images/pig-on-a-moped-798221.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 350px; height: 305px;" src="http://www.leftbanker.com/uploaded_images/pig-on-a-moped-798221.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br />Seems I've left this thing in ruins since I've returned to that thing called "work"...<br />but I figured I'd stop by and make mention of that which is mention-worthy.<br /><br />I've been on mission-moped for quite a significant while, now-<br />It started as a means to:<br /><br />A) Ease the pain and the boredom... and the pain OF the boredom (sort of exactly like how I got to be such a swell bowler)<br />B) Actually transport myself from point A to point B in some way that didn't require me to get any sort of new license<br />(my arm is a testament to what happens when I handle anything much bigger than a bicycle.)<br />lo and behold-<br />Unbeknownst to me, "mopeds" had become "cool". (shut the f up. I was living outside of civilization.)<br />Apparently, while I'd been on the prowl for something that the Chinese delivery guy was riding (and that was cheap enough to suit my cheap self), the rest of the free world was doing all my work for me and making it cool...<br />so that by the time I arrived, I could be the queen of Brooklyn, riding high atop my steed like Pascale Ogier in Le Pont Du Nord...<br /><br />Double Win.<br /><br />Soooo-<br />After a long quest for a sweet ride, my search led me to <a href="http://orphanagemopeds.com/">The Orphanage.</a><br />Come to find out, this is like the only moped selling venue in NYC.<br />After seemingly endless months of rusty chrome and missing valves-<br />A sweet lil' Puch called to me from the mass of mopeds that live at and outside of <a href="http://orphanagemopeds.com/">The Orphanage</a>.<br />If work permits, I'll get out early enough to pick 'er up this Tuesday.<br />Of course, it is almost December and It'll be interesting to brave these 100 MPH winds on a bike that weighs about 150 pounds<br />(with me weighing in at a lowly 2-digit sum)... but it wouldn't be me if it didn't come with a peppering of ridiculousness.<br /><br />I digress.<br /><br />SOOOO my point in posting this was to both brag about my finding a fly bike and to link you to <span style="font-weight:bold;"><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">The Orphanage<br /><a href="http://orphanagemopeds.com/">http://orphanagemopeds.com/</a><span style="font-weight:bold;"></span></span><br /><br />and even more so to their absolutely hilarious blog:<br /><a href="http://orphanagemopeds.com/blog/">http://orphanagemopeds.com/blog/</a></span><br /><br />I don't know which one of those guys is writing that blog, but whomever is responsible for it gave me a big, wet case of the <br />lolz.<br />I actually clicked "older posts" until the option disappeared.<br /><br />So, kids-<br />If you're in the market for a moped... check out <span style="font-weight:bold;">The Orphanage.</span><br />In addition to the place being a candy store to the moped enthusiast, the guys are incredibly friendly and helpful... which is unusual and much appreciated.<br />The guy who helped me even syphoned gas out of the tank of his own bike, just so I could get ma test rides in.<br /><br />To conclude-<br />I will miss you muchly, <a href="http://www.vanhoutenlanes.com/">Van Houten Lanes</a> (where Dollar Night is what made my every Wednesday the best night of my week for as long as I can remember)...<br />but I'll keep myself busy with the Wide World of Motobecanes n' Such until we meet again.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://orphanagemopeds.com/images/store.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 640px; height: 480px;" src="http://orphanagemopeds.com/images/store.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/rawfile/2009/08/moped_7b.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 670px; height: 447px;" src="http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/rawfile/2009/08/moped_7b.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>Nico Knowshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05884193102623988634noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4735694803688263891.post-38319838330071238692009-10-23T10:03:00.000-07:002009-10-23T10:09:41.696-07:00Christopher Hitchens is an A**hole.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.vanityfair.com/images/culture/2007/10/cusl01_hitchens0710.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 460px; height: 362px;" src="http://www.vanityfair.com/images/culture/2007/10/cusl01_hitchens0710.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Meh. This guy is such a douchebag.<br />My response: I'm funny. It usually helps me <span style="font-weight:bold;">NOT</span> get laid... which is precisely what I'm hoping for. I don't "try". Never have. I'm also not unattractive. Never have been. I'm straight and as un-Jewy as they come.<br />I guess I'm one of those exceptions.<br />I don't know, I don't like this guy. Sorry. The truth is, anything can be analyzed away into nothingness. This fact is part of what keeps me swimming in an over-thought pool of misery... and he's not a genius for breaking everything down into something ugly... he's just an asshole for it.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/I7izJggqCoA&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/I7izJggqCoA&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Nico Knowshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05884193102623988634noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4735694803688263891.post-913458813200577902009-10-23T10:02:00.001-07:002009-10-23T10:03:02.490-07:00THE LUCKIEST LITTLE GIRL IN THE WORLD...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.gossipbeast.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/toxic-9-yearold.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 375px; height: 234px;" src="http://www.gossipbeast.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/toxic-9-yearold.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />And adorable, to boot.<br /><br />HATERS IS JEALOUS!<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/wAzKmG-0lbc&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/wAzKmG-0lbc&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Nico Knowshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05884193102623988634noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4735694803688263891.post-1235838842399081062009-10-23T09:58:00.000-07:002009-10-23T10:00:32.612-07:00Hell hath no fury like A pussy scorned...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/funny-pictures-cats-would-snap-if-they-had-thumbs.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 499px; height: 451px;" src="http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/funny-pictures-cats-would-snap-if-they-had-thumbs.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/f3sX30NubTs&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/f3sX30NubTs&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Nico Knowshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05884193102623988634noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4735694803688263891.post-67203895745053155972009-10-22T20:38:00.000-07:002009-10-22T20:40:09.059-07:00BARBARA STREISAND, BY GOLLY, THE RETARDED ARE OFFENDED!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://forgottenjournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/blog9-barbra-streisand.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 468px; height: 370px;" src="http://forgottenjournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/blog9-barbra-streisand.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br />WOW.<br /><br />This is REALLY not PC...<br />LOVE IT.<br /><br />(Thank you REAVIS EITEL!!!)<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/W4y57MfdXSE&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/W4y57MfdXSE&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Nico Knowshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05884193102623988634noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4735694803688263891.post-89252540751000008572009-10-22T11:13:00.001-07:002009-10-22T11:14:37.590-07:00OH MY GOD. ONE OF THE CRAZIEST THINGS I HAVE SEEN CAUGHT ON VIDEO.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.lankaweb.com/news/items/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/solheim-kniv_746547p.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 450px; height: 253px;" src="http://www.lankaweb.com/news/items/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/solheim-kniv_746547p.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />HE HAS TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL NOW, WALLACE.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/9nUoqgCXIks&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/9nUoqgCXIks&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Nico Knowshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05884193102623988634noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4735694803688263891.post-9945852241283716082009-10-20T12:19:00.000-07:002009-10-20T12:22:00.518-07:00Um. This cannot just be alcohol. This guy is clearly fighting with invisible goblins.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://corriecanuck.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/drunk-urinal.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 470px; height: 353px;" src="http://corriecanuck.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/drunk-urinal.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/sh6oGwOMVeY&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/sh6oGwOMVeY&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Nico Knowshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05884193102623988634noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4735694803688263891.post-22444640797564563612009-10-19T09:57:00.000-07:002009-10-19T09:59:10.405-07:00OH MY GOD. THIS HAPPENED<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/funny-dog-pictures-surprise-pug.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 500px; height: 389px;" src="http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/funny-dog-pictures-surprise-pug.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/W3x769neSeo&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/W3x769neSeo&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Nico Knowshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05884193102623988634noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4735694803688263891.post-49498246913254436552009-10-19T09:54:00.001-07:002009-10-19T09:55:01.396-07:00THE MUPPETS TAUGHT ME HOW TO CURSE!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://muppetferret.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/funnymuppet.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 480px; height: 637px;" src="http://muppetferret.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/funnymuppet.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/GyeAlEBTc-0&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/GyeAlEBTc-0&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Nico Knowshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05884193102623988634noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4735694803688263891.post-41045501880712186002009-10-19T09:50:00.001-07:002009-10-19T09:50:30.122-07:00HEIL, SPITLER!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/files/photo/29/8522/If-He-Starts-Spitting-Poison-We-Are-SO-Out-Here_500x500.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 500px; height: 321px;" src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/files/photo/29/8522/If-He-Starts-Spitting-Poison-We-Are-SO-Out-Here_500x500.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>Nico Knowshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05884193102623988634noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4735694803688263891.post-71470339539691286062009-10-19T09:47:00.002-07:002009-10-19T09:48:51.459-07:00You Namipulate Nanamanipulate my heart...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i4.ytimg.com/vi/_zwSznrc8ZY/default.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 120px; height: 90px;" src="http://i4.ytimg.com/vi/_zwSznrc8ZY/default.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Um...<br /><br />I hope Kelsey is in hiding.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/_zwSznrc8ZY&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/_zwSznrc8ZY&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Nico Knowshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05884193102623988634noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4735694803688263891.post-50027960730801775642009-10-19T09:40:00.000-07:002009-10-19T09:42:37.905-07:00I HATE MY PENIS.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.deadchannels.com/images/Trail-of-the-Screaming-Fore.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 450px; height: 304px;" src="http://www.deadchannels.com/images/Trail-of-the-Screaming-Fore.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />I don't even know what to say... other than to let you all know that this guy is not kidding.<br />He is being serious.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/DRqJgDTIAck&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/DRqJgDTIAck&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Nico Knowshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05884193102623988634noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4735694803688263891.post-37182721972908301762009-10-19T09:28:00.000-07:002009-10-19T09:29:36.757-07:00Everyone says I look like a Black Boy!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://thechuckler.com/wp-content/uploads/retro/766blog_black_boy.gif"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 460px; height: 316px;" src="http://thechuckler.com/wp-content/uploads/retro/766blog_black_boy.gif" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />FTW LOL!!???<br /><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/F4g-TxEzLzw&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/F4g-TxEzLzw&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Nico Knowshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05884193102623988634noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4735694803688263891.post-53759188726137050412009-10-19T09:16:00.000-07:002009-10-19T09:19:20.764-07:00SING IT, DUMMY!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2009/06/21/arts/Vent600.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 338px;" src="http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2009/06/21/arts/Vent600.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Gs5YgrkTv9U&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Gs5YgrkTv9U&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Nico Knowshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05884193102623988634noreply@blogger.com0