Thursday, May 21, 2009

OH MY FUCKING GOD, DO NOT EAT THAT CLOTTED CREAM!!!!


I accidentally just came upon THIS HEADLINE:
"Maid Charged For Adding Menstrual Blood to Food".
Holy Pussy Hairs, that's vile. I mean, it's besides the fact that I am SHOCKED that they couldn't tell
their stew was actually CUNT BLOOD STEW...
"
In a bizarre attempt to improve her relationship with her employer, an Indonesian maid has appeared in a Hong Kong court accused of adding menstrual blood to her employer’s food. Indra mixed menstrual blood into a pot of vegetables as a sort of guaranteed panacea for improving relations between herself and her employer. The noxious action was discovered completely by chance. Her female employer whose surname is Mok happened to enter the kitchen to her home and noticed the maid acting rather strangely. She caught her throwing something into the trash bin, which turned out to be a used sanitary napkin.
When she looked into the pot of vegetables, she noticed something “suspicious” floating around mixed with the vegetables and water. Indra had no excuse except to say that things had been bad between her employer and herself, and she hoped to improve things."

I have a tendency to bicker with the help, so I'm just gonna steer clear of all Indonesian cleaning ladies.
I like my meat rare... not clotty.

2 comments:

  1. jesus that is fucking disgusting! but totally awesome too

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WHAT YOU TALKIN' BOUT, WILLIS?