HOLY SHIT. SOMEBODY FINALLY BROUGHT MY 2 FAVE THINGS TOGETHER: BEEF JERKY AND VAGINA!

I'm just kidding about the vagina... I hate vaginas. They're damp and stinky and downright scary black voids.
HOWEVER-
I fucking LOVE BEEF JERKY and I adore cute undies!!!
Move over fruit roll up bullshit underpants, HERE COME THE LA PERLA STYLE VERSION OF EDIBLE UNDEES!!!
For $140.00 you, too, can own a pair of DELICIOUS BEEF JERKY UNDERPANTS!
(WARNING: If you don't like it when dog's sniff your cooter when you walk into a friend's home, these are probably not for you.)

"Note the time and care that has gone into crafting this wonderful undergarment. The attention to the properly placed groments that enhance the wearers comfort! We've even "bedazzled" this pair and added our Mixed Species logo on the back next to a heart of rhinestones.
We consider these to be the first in "meat haute couture". They are made to order for each specific customer from the highest quality of dried preserved meats we can find at the closest convenience store.
Please keep in mind the Brief Jerky are made out of real untreated jerky! They are way more for “show” than “go”. Brief Jerky is NOT for consumption. If you wear them, please be gentle. Brief Jerky are held together and lined with thin adhesive single cell foam sheets. If interested, contact us with your waist size and we’ll get your very own one of a kind Brief Jerky created!"

OH SHIT WAIT! THEY'RE FOR DUDES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so they really DO bring my fave things together,
as I am a hell of a lot more drawn to TED NUGENT and wang than to stinkhole.
WHORE-AY!