GLAMBERT TO JOIN QUEEN...OR KISS?????????!!! HE IS THE CHAMPION, MY FRIENDS!!!

HOLY SHIT.
Talk about WINNING a BOOBY PRIZE! "Winner", Kris Parallelogram mouth Allen, gets to fade into obscurity...
WHILE THE "LOSER"... MY HERO... IS ASKED TO...
DUN DUN DUNNN
YOU GUESSED IT.
BE THE NEW FREDDIE MERCURY!!! That's right, kids. Adam Glambert Lambert has been approached by legends BRIAN MAY
and ROGER TAYLOR to be the NEW SINGER/FRONTMAN OF QUEEN.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT.
Sorry, but that's WAY BETTER THAN WINNING AMERICAN IDOL.
Impeccable timing led to this OBVIOUS turn of events-
Paul Rodgers had recently announced his retirement from the band, probably because he was tired of "never measuring up".
ALAS-
Glambert appears like MAGIC and SAVES THE DAY!!!!!!!!!
Truth be told, they'd have been idiots to NOT want Glambert to join Queen.
That shit was EPIC.
(although, I admit... I would rather see him in KISS!!!)



ADDENDUM!!!:

OH SHIT!!!

GENE SIMMONS JUST ANNOUNCED THAT

“Adam was fantastic," the KISS frontmant tells Extra. "What a powerful and attractive man he is."
But beyond his vocal talents, Gene thinks Adam has what it takes to rock out with the rest of his band.
"He can come on tour whenever he’d like," offered Gene. "Of course he’d have to put his armor on because the fans, especially the KISS fans, take no prisoners. You gotta go big. Gotta be strong. You gotta be a rock, baby!”

oh my GOD I HOPE HE JOINS KISS!!!!
I WILL DIG OUT MY KISS BOOTS AND DRAG MY DAD, WHO HAPPENS TO LOOK EXACTLY LIKE GENE SIMMONS, OUT TO SEE THE SHOW!!!!!!!!!