Thursday, May 21, 2009

MORE PUSSY DENTATA: Fuck. This kind has a taste for MAN.


I used to go fishing a lot. It was always sort of fun to go after cat-fish
because those things would eat a piece of foot-cheese off your line...
bottom feeders are like nature's trash disposals. They will eat ANYTHING.
In addition, they are always pretty huge... you could catch yourself a 20 pounder and it would be totally
average. LIke Americans, cat-fish have an obesity epidemic.
Like Americans, they eat garbage.
Sometimes, though... things go wrong.
In Nepal, a giant, mutant, catfish called "The Goonch" has been eating the locals.
That's right. "The Locals".
Goonchy began eating man when it discovered how yummy burnt corpses tasted.
(These corpses had been dumped into the Great Kali river after funerals.)
Even more frightening-
These Goonches weigh in at a whopping 160 pounds and are about 6 feet in length.
Fuck. Why is EVERYTHING THAT'S TERRIFYING LEADING ME SOMEHOW BACK TO PUSSY?!?!?!?
God, this thing is a fucking bitch.
I mean, it even LOOKS like a Cunt.
By the way, you shall now all refer to your vaginas as "GOONCH".

2 comments:

  1. By the way, Vagina Dentata = best movie ever made.

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