FTW?! THAT FUCKING SHIRT SOLD ITSELF. IT'S A FUCKING WOLF SHIRT, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.

Before I proceed to tell you this, let me just say that I've been looking for a wolf shirt for
Jimmy for at least 2 years, now. I have scoured every carnival, fairground and Shaman Show,
but to no avail... usually either the wolves were sleeping, or the shirt itself was too crinkly and cheap.
I appreciate this whole to-do regarding this OBVIOUSLY 'Magical Wolf Shirt',
but let me stress... I happen to think it's all BOLLOCKS, because in MY humble opinion... that damned shirt sells
ITSELF.
I MEAN, IT'S GOT 3 FUCKING WOLVES... AND THEY'RE ALL HOWLING!!!!!
Dammit. It's PERFECT.
http://www.amazon.com/Three-T-Shirt-Available-Various-Sizes/dp/B000NZW3IY/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top
HOWEVER- It took a "joke review" on amazon to convince the REST of the world of it's inherent awesome.
Sales on this "Three Wolf Moon" shirt shot up over 2,000% once the "reviews" started getting noticed.
Some of the reviews:

By B. Govern "Bee-Dot-Govern" (New Jersey, USA) - See all my reviews
(REAL NAME)
"This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark".

and

5.0 out of 5 stars Great compliment for my skin art, May 19, 2009
By overlook1977 (Raleigh, NC United States) - See all my reviews
"Unfortunately I already had this exact picture tattooed on my chest, but this shirt is very useful in colder weather."

Silly rabbits. If they needed ANY prodding, they didn't deserve the shirt in the first place.