Let's face it. Border control has been a problem... but the good folks of Yuma, Arizona have a solution.
They're not going to put up a fence. They're not going to put more officers out.
They are going to build... a moat.
A moat, you say? The medieval kind? The kind they have in Disney world?
Yes, friends. That kind of moat.
The pros: It will supposedly "restore nature" in the vast no man's land that is known as "Hunter's Hole".
This is a place where bodies are dumped and drugs are smuggled in. The land in question will be re-seeded and re-planted and re-all kinds of things that will cater to preserving such endangered critters as the "Yuka Clapper Rail".
New walking trails and fishing areas will be created. "Instead of damaging the environment, we can improve it.", they say.
The Cons: Are they gonna drop some gators in and build long wooden spikes at the bottom? Because I'm pretty sure Mexicans can swim.
They're also extremely good at constructing rafts.
ReplyDeleteThis is bullshit, and a waste of taxpayers' money. California takes all of Arizona's fucking water, and I sure as hell will bet they won't give up their precious green lawns to fill up such a moat.