If you've got a tweenaged daughter, chances are she's getting finger fucked by somebody.
Sorry to bust your mommy bubbles, it's just the truth. All tweenaged girls are whore-bags.
As usual, though... the japanese have a solution.
In fact, this solution is over 200 years old. PREGNANCY DOLLS! http://www.pinktentacle.com/2009/05/pregnant-dolls-from-edo-period-japan/
OK, FINE. Maybe that's not what THEY used them for... (everybody knows the Japaneses don't reproduce by way of pussy fucking.
You just sprinkle water on them!)
Either way, Jamie Lynn Spears could have used one of these.
Hell, we all could have.
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