Sunday, May 17, 2009

WANNA BE SKINNY LIKE MEEEEE????!!! eat fucking BUTTER.


A long time ago...
a group of chums and myself started an underground
diet craze...
The Butter Diet.

We posted photos of our emaciated asses and told all of the fatties on the worldwide web that
they, too, could be skinny minnies... just like us!

All they had to do was eat nothing but sticks of butter.

As proof, we even made them show us pictures of their greazy shits...
some even sent us pics of their yellow vomit.


ahhhh those were the days.

Of course, butter makes you fat...
but who am I to dash their hopes?


anyhoo, It seems as though somebody rifled through the annals of my mind
because looky looky


BUTTER WATER!

2 comments:

  1. Please tell me u still have sum of those butter pictures! Please!

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  2. I'm sure we can find some... it was a pretty big deal!

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WHAT YOU TALKIN' BOUT, WILLIS?