WHO WANTS TO GIVE ME 100G'S SO I CAN BUY A JETPACK?

Ok.


It's no secret that more than most things... I'd like to have a jet-pack.

Why? Well duh, why the fuck not.
It's a fucking JET PACK.


The problems:

a) Even if I had 100k to spend on a jet-pack... I doubt I could justify it... I mean, I don't even have a CAR at the moment
(I introduced it to a utility pole which was literally 10 feet from my home)

b) The "Martin Jetpack" looks more like a drum kit than a fucking jet-pack.

Nonetheless, shit will be arriving at a jet-pack dealership near you by next year (so they tell me)

So if anybody wants to buy this for me, I won't refuse the gifty.