Monday, May 18, 2009

THE FUTURE: We cunts eventually all become our mothers...

Recently, my mother gave me this black monstrosity of a fur hat that I'd been coveting for about decade and a half.
Oh, it's terribly fabulous and I used to break into her locked bedroom (she'd padlocked it to keep me from stealing her treasures)
and dance about in that black fox chapeau...
also donning a terrific little black spandex Norma Kamali mico mini dress and black vintage go-go boots.

In any event, too little, too late-
all that hat did for me was scare the bejesus OUT of me.


You see, I recently discovered the "Royce and Marilyn" video series-
Only to discover that 'Royce' IS my mother, 30 years in the future.
Needless to say, Royce wears a very similar black, fox hat.

I do not want to be my mom. I certainly do not want to be Royce.


Obviously, though... I'm going to be both as they are 1.

My mom (Complete with Karl Lagerfeld finger puppet)


ROYCE AND MARYLIN


SHE'S CHARMING ISN'T SHE?
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SHIT HOLE!



SHE'S GOT A GOOD HAT.

2 comments:

  1. HAHA

    You asked for it. That shit is coming now and there's nothing you can do to stop it.

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