Wednesday, May 20, 2009

UNIBOOB: IT CAN FUCKING HAPPEN TO YOU.


Like most women, I've tinker toyed with the idea of buying myself a pair of plastic breastlets.
Nothing drastic, just maybe a handful of silicone on each titty... the kind that look like 2 orange halves just
laying on the ribcage.
Then I heard about symmastia... better known as "breadloafing, "kissing implants" and FUCKED UP REAL LIFE UNIBOOB.
Symmastia occurs sometimes when they over dissect the cleavage area.
When this happens, the implants like... FUSE together at the center of the chest, creating one, big, scary center tit.
OF COURSE symmastia occurs most commonly in THIN WOMEN (hell-ooo) who have less tissue covering the sternum (you could play my sternum like a xylophone).
*Sigh*
So down the drain have gone my fantasies of halved orange bewbs.
ENJOY SOME IMAGES OF FUSED UNI-TITTIES!




3 comments:

  1. as a big homo that likes the titties, this repulsed me. and that bitch thinks the baby oil will distract us....

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  2. How did she think we wouldnt notice the MESS THAT IS HER TIT?

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  3. SIDENOTE:
    is it just me or does she look a lot like lisa rinna?

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WHAT YOU TALKIN' BOUT, WILLIS?