PARENTS: THIS IS FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HATE YOUR KIDS AS MUCH AS I HATE YOUR KIDS.

KIDS. They ruin your vaginas beyond all surgical repair. They drain your bank accounts. They give you the agida.
ALAS-
Here are two small ways in which you can torture them back!

ITEM NUMBER 1:
"The Game Doctor". This irritating little number will regulate your spawns video game playing time. 15 minutes shall be all they get, before the good Doctor shuts the game system off, whether or not they've reached a save point.


ITEM NUMBER 2:
"The Study Ball". This classic ball and chain also comes with a timer, but THIS timer makes sure the game keeps going...
The Homework Game. Ok, fine. That's not a game at all... but it does keep the vermin quietly imprisoned in their bedrooms for up to an hour.

The Study Ball gadget is a prison-style ball and chain that you can program to keep track of how much time you spend studying. Once you've selected the desired duration, you chain the ball to your ankle and the manacle won't come off until the schedule study time is up.A red LED indicator displays the "Study Time Left" and keeps you informed as to how much longer you've got to keep studying. The ball and chain are made of highly durable steel and weighs a total of 9.5 kg / 20.95 pounds, which makes it difficult to move while wearing it.

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! If any of you DO utilize either of these devices, PLEASE SEND PICS!
I need SOMETHING to be happy about, well... until I get that japanese muscle man game and a Wii.