HOLY SHIT.
This is either epic FAIL or epic WIN, depending on how you look at it. For the whore and her bangers, epic fail.
For ME, YOU AND SCIENCE... epic WIN!!!
A slutty whore with a loose pussy gave birth to twins. Not THAT exciting... BUT WAIT:
THESE TWINS EACH HAVE A DIFFERENT BABY DADDY! Yes, you heard me right. Mia Washington aka The Whore Next Door (to somebody, most likely) cheated on her main squeeze, James Harrisson and reportedly, her indiscretion led to a one-in-a-million conception: STEP-BASTARD TWINS!
"Whore next Door" Mia became suspicious of the duo when she realized that they looked sort of like genetic strangers.
So she scooped them up and had their dna's tested at Clear Diagnostics DNA Lab.
HO AND BE-HO-LD:
THERE WAS ONLY A 0.001 THAT THESE 2 DIPSHIT ANOMALY BABIES HAD THE SAME DADDY!
The Daily Mail reports:
“I have twins who have different dads,” the mom told the newspaper. “Out of all the people in America and all the people in the world, this had to happen to me.”
“It’s very crazy, most people don’t believe it can happen but it really can,” Genny Thibodeaux, from the Clear Diagnostics DNA Lab, told the Mail.
In order for it to happen, “The infidelity would have had to occur within a 24 to 48 hour period,” says Dr. Joseph Finkelstein, a Manhattan obstetrician and gynecologist. “Once the egg is released and gets fertilized, the system shuts down, so although it technically could happen, it would have to happen in two days or less.”
The likelihood of having twins without any medical intervention such as the use of fertility drugs is about 1 in 100, Finkelstein says. In the case of the Texas twins, there was never any health threat to the babies during the pregnancy because they were fathered by different men.
“It’s not a baby issue since they had different placentas,” Finkelstein explains. “The two babies are totally separate entities. Babies can have different blood types even if they have the same father.”
WHORES. NOW IN MASS PRODUCING MODEL.
how many tits does that have?
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