RULE NUMBER 1: PROTECT YOUR VAGINAS.

Play with fountains, You might get burned-

Just ask Yang.
In 2007, 19 year old Yang was "playing in a water fountain" with her friends, when suddenly a burst of water
blasted her, vagina first... into the air.
Yang was rushed to a nearby hospital where doctors reported that the pressure had "torn out her vagina" and damaged her intestines.

Yang is suing the fountain.