I think I'm gonna get me one made out of Michael and Farrah.

Made of dad people's hair, cremated ash and Chinese bone china,
Anna Schwamborn's "Mourning Objects"
http://www.dezeen.com/2009/06/23/mourning-objects-by-anna-schwamborn/
Are "wearable body pieces including human material"...
You know, to keep you close to your dead ones and to really creep out and totally disgust just about everybody else.