RUB 'EM RIGHT: You must increase your bust.

THE PANGAO BREAST EXPANDER!
"forcefull balls" all over your honkers.
balls. on. your boobs.
Isn't that some sort of euphemism?
The pangao breast expander is a must have for all of you members of the ittybittytittycommittee.

"Enlarge female's breast obviously: Pangao breast enhancer can stimulate female's breast, accelerate blood circulation and activate cell renewal and hormone secretion through physical massage with forceful vibration balls inside."
• Dredge breast glands.
• Eliminate blood stasis.
• Effectively prevent women from breasts diseases and flaccid
• Also can move fat and make a well-shaped figure.
• If use it often, you can have a sound sleep, immunity from disease and better internal
secretion.

Uh... but if your udders are "secreting" anything,
isn't that cause for alarm?
vile.