Wednesday, June 3, 2009

PERSONAL PET PEEVE: THICKY BROADS WHO LIE ABOUT THEIR WEIGHT.


BLECH.

It's no secret that I am not a fan of Megan Fox.
I think she's thick and tacky and manly... the kind of chick you'd expect to find wrapped around a pole in Bada Bing's.
ALAS-
Now I can dislike her for something other than her sheer cheeziness.
The sloppy manimal is now whining about how she "got super skinny for "Jennifer's Body"... down to 99 pounds!"
IN fact she claims she was "losing her eyelashes and eyebrows" because of her extreme thinness (??!?!?!)
http://theskinnywebsite.com/site/2009/05/megan-fox-i-got-super-super-skinny/

LOL
LMFAO REALLY? AT 99 POUNDS YOU LOSE YOUR EYEBROWS AND EYELASHES? ROFL FTW IS THIS RETARD TALKING ABOUT?????? silly me. I thought you GREW MORE HAIR when you got thin. lmfao @ 99 pounds being "super skinny" HAHA and rofl@ that man ever being thin??? did I blink and miss it?
I weigh MUCH less than 99 pounds... and I can assure you that
a) I have a full set of brows with a matching full set of lashes.
b) This shitwad NEVER weighed a pound under 130... and that's NOT COUNTING the weight of her penis and testicles.

Here are the pics from when this dunce claimed to have been starving.

If the bitch was hungry, she should have eaten off ONE O' THOSE ROLLS.

... also, invest in a bra, LADY.

1 comment:

  1. if thats 99 pds...i am the next fucking supermodel/girlfriend of robert pattinson & quuen of freaking england all rolled into one!

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WHAT YOU TALKIN' BOUT, WILLIS?