Oh, Japan. Why must you confuse me so?

Oh, Japaneses!
How I love your silky hair and your hockey puck anime eyes...
your quirky gadgets and your adorable treats...
but, Oh, Japaneses-
You make my head spin with confusion...
You're just too much for the cotton ball bunny ear high!
(I tried to make the last line seem as though it was an english subtitle in a japanese horror movie... did you get that?
how it made NO SENSE AT ALL, yet was still a delight?!)

MAID CAFES. Maid cafes?