Well, I wasn't GOING to have a baby... BUT A HELLO KITTY MATERNITY WARD? SIGN ME UP!

Bring on the stretch marks and the morning sickness... I'm ready to push one out.
Not because I'm baby crazy... oh, on the contrary-
I think this is the absolute worst place and time to bring a child into the universe and lord knows I wouldn't know what to do with it.
HOWEVER-
Taiwan has just opened a new HELLO KITTY MATERNITY WARD!!!!!
Oh, Japaneses... you've thoroughly redeemed yourselves from that bird poo debacle!