WARNING: "MADE IN CHINA" MEANS "MAY EXPLODE YOUR ASS".

OMG.
FTW??!?!?!?!?

A boy in China was sitting on his computer chair when it EXPLODED.
"Parts of the chair entered the boy’s rectum. The result was extensive bleeding."
Sadly, the boy's injuries were so extensive that he succumbed to them.

This leads me to heave a giant sigh of FTW?!?!?


THIS IS NOT THE FIRST SUCH INCIDENT.

In all 3 incidents, the common threads were:
• Non-nitrogenous gases contaminated the cylinder of the chair.

• Deficient materials in the cylinder reduced the durability of the part.

• The cylinder was not completely airtight.

Although oil-based hydraulic devices are said to be safer, most such chairs on the market today use gas cylinders and the majority of them come from China.

The moral of this story:
BUY AMERICAN.