I'm telling you, something just ain't right in Texas.The fish have human teeth, in Lubbock...

FISH WITH HUMAN TEETH COMING TO YOU STRAIGHT FROM LUBBCK, TEXAS.
DELISH!

EPIC FAIL.

Very very very cool, indeed.

"Three Frames"
http://threeframes.net/


simple concept, cool as doody results.

3 frames of film, create animated gif, have an aneurism.

FINALLY: THEY PUT AUTO-TUNE TO SOME DECENT USE. AT LONG LAST... HOORAY!

THIS IS
AWESOME.


KITTAY KITTAY KITTAY

I was toying with the idea of moving to LA, until I heard that it was a "S**T PIE." (Brett, this one's for you...)

This is the best representation of Los Angeles, California I have ever seen.

I was really going to think about moving to L.A, now I'm thinking twice.


LA: ANYWHERE BUT HERE.



*Many thanks to Sean Michael Clair for saving me from the abyss... and diner food.

Would dolphins die if we threw his shirt in the ocean?

This guy got caught getting his dance on.
really, though... I'm more impressed by the guy who joined in.
Yes, the one with the knee brace.

This is too awesome... and reminds me of the lady-bug with whom I live...

This is just awesome.
Parents, you should show this to all of your kidlets.

The next time you think to kill a spider, think
"What is if the spider said the same thing... Daddy Daddy, kill that kid!"
and then think
"What if he did, what if he didn't, what if the world was made of pudding"...

Finally you're becoming human.
Godspeed.

(Ginny, this isnt only your new favourite song... it's mine to! YAY haha
this is so AWESOMERIFIC.)

AWESOME ALERT: Ilsa She-Wolf of the SS... with dolls!

http://www.ufrank.com/ilsa.html

It's not news that I'm something of an angry, little, human Barbie doll with posable limbs and special human-hate-action.
In fact-
"Naked Barbie with Special Human-Hate-Action"
is a moniker which was bestowed upon me by a marginally famous and well respected writer friend o' mine.

While I'd never be as overtly vulgar and loose as THIS Barbie doll is being,
I like to think I'd look just as smashing in that uniform...

Click this link to see "ILSA, SHE WOLF OF THE SS" in action:
http://www.ufrank.com/ilsa.html

I'd say "FTW" if it was not as AWESOME as it is.

This doll is almost as spectacular in the role as Dyanne Thorne's take on Ilse Koch...

PURE, UNADULTERATED AWSOME: THE A TEAM TREK

WAKE UP, KIDS! IT'S TIME FOR WEIRD YOGA!

The black kid fresh out of Karate class is my fave!

LET HIM GRAB YOUR TESTICLES... FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY.

Um, none of this looks like real self defense.
It looks like gratuitous testicle touching.

SERIOUS SERIOUS SERIOUS BUSINESS: HOW TO IDENTIFY A COVEN OF WITCHES

THEY CIRCLE.



HOW DOES SOMEONE OBEY?

BIGFOOTS? BIGFEETS?


WHAT IF PEOPLE ACTUALLY JUST WANTED TO KNOW THE WEATHER?

LESSON: THE ART OF MEETING MEN.

Ok, Hiatus starts tomorrow. Tonight, there are just too many ways to tie a scarf.

Lately, I've been thinking that too many of you deserve to have my pristine white glove make slap contact with your faces...

Sooooo

In theme-

Here you go.



Pretty awesome.
... and I wasn't kidding about wanting to fop smack some of you with my glovey glove.
(although, I'm too lazy for the duel. I just want to glove smack.)

Oh and EW, you dirty birds. Not THAT kind of "white glove".
I need a break from y'all.

So see ya sometime in the future.
I'm now on indefinite hiatus.

sheesh.

This is AMAZING: Less is more... remove the music and you're left with...

THE VISUAL.

We cannot hear the song that was playing, as the camera's mic didn't pick it up... which makes this scene so very tickling.

CIRCUS FARE OR FUTURE OLYMPIC SPORT?

SYNCHRONIZED BICYCLE RIDING

When this kid grows up, he's gonna be Knight Rider.

WINKERS: For when 2 eyes just aren't enough...

I don't even know what to make of this.

http://www.winkersdesign.com/

REZA NADER: Today's Hero.

I remember when Mr. Nader was a 5th grade prankster...
funny beyond his years, even then.

Nowadays, he's a man on the scene-
His blog is a new fave o' mine:
http://www.thearabparrot.com

... but he makes the "Today's Hero" list for one entry in particular:


http://www.thearabparrot.com/blogs/PARROTS_HILTON_1.html

Just be happy they're not related to YOU.

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BREAST FEEDING BABY DOLL... FOR KIDS.

FTW???

I MEAN SERIOUSLY... FTW?


AND WE'RE TRYING TO DISCOURAGE TEEN PREGNANCY??!!??!

HEY CHILDREN! LOOK WHAT THE ICE CREAM MAN'S GOT FOR YA!

I'm not being dirty. I'm being serious.

THE JAPANESE HAVE DONE IT AGAIN.

WAVE BYE BYE TO REALITY (and to sex with living creatures...)

TOUCHABLE HOLOGRAMS.

FTW???

BOW DOWN: The greatest tattoo EVAR.

DAMMIT.

If I get it over the scar on my arm, I won't be the first!!!

FORGET THE ROFLICOPTER...


BEHOLD THE LOLSTIKA!

FACEBOOK: IT CAN (and will) COST YOU YOUR JOB.

THIS HAPPENED.

hahah.haha.hahahha.

GEEK PORN: My kind of people will love this kind of porn.

Dummies with hot bods in bikinis read the Star Wars script...

IF YOU LOVE ME, YOU'LL GIVE ME THIS FOR CHRISTMAS... OR FOR ME APPRECIATION DAY, WHICH SHOULD BE EVERY SINGLE DAY.

Jordanian dance music? Sure. Why not.

My friend Aimee posted this in the A.M...
I guess it's supposed to be a dirty uncle calling some unruly nieces and nephews asking "where is your dad?"

he says Baba Feen a lot.

It's awesome.

PLEASE MAKE THIS HAPPEN!

RATE THIS SO CONAN BLOWS UP RICHARD'S HOOPTY RIDE!

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THIS JUST IN: GAY SCIENTISTS ISOLATE THE GENE THAT MAKES PEOPLE CHRISTIAN.

hahah.
Adria was on a serious roll this morning... this morning when I really needed a chortle.
First, she came to us with the joke of all jokes:
"Did you hear about the Polish actress? To get ahead, she slept with the screenwriter."

... and then, after numerous other little gems as her facebook headlines-
(Adria Lang- I want a shot of Absinthe and some ice cream. But they are "over there." And "over there" ain't happening.")

she bestowed THIS upon us...

OH HOW I LOVE ME SOME SOUR KRAUTS...

Ok, fine. They're not German, but they might as well be, based on the sheer hilarious awesome of it all.
Meet Slovanian "Laibach".


They're SERIOUS BIZZNASS.




LIFE es LIFE.
UND VE ALL GET THE POWA!

GREATEST THING A CAT HAS EVER DONE: Give himself a massage.

I keep watching this on repeat.

MEN: Here's a gift you'll want to give your woman... Trust me.

CONSTANTLY ENGAGE HER UPPER BODY MUSCLES SO SHE CAN EFFECTIVELY ENGAGE YOUR LOWER BODY MUSCLE.

This is on my mind every waking moment: WHAT THE HECK DO MY DOGS WANT?!!?!?!?

... and now I can finally know the answers.

"Developed by Takara Tomy, a Japanese toy company, this little gadget is supposed to translate your dog's feelings into words you can understand (while making your dog look like something out of a sci-fi movie). The gadget can tell you if your dog is sad, joyful, alert to danger, needy, happy or frustrated.

The £129 ($215) gadget can be placed on the dog's collar and includes a receiver which would translate the dogs' barks. The translated bark is displayed on the receiver which also plays in audio phrases like 'I feel sad' or 'Leave me alone', the toy will hit the Japanese market on August 27th".