CAUTION: Beware, these are breeders...

THIS CHICK IS NOT CUTE. THIS CHICK IS NOT FUNNY.

... but these things are not the biggest issues I have with this absolutely vapid waste of space.

MY issues:

A) I am pretty sure that the chick who comes in at the end and pretends to be "surprised" that her friend is jumping on the bed in her underpants is, in fact, the french chick from "Better off Dead".
What is alarming about this is that she has not aged even one day, nor has she changed her outfit or hairstyle.
She still has a perm.
Do they even GIVE perms anymore? Didn't the health department shut that down?

B) Mar-ass-a throws a black pomeranian off the bed, just so she herself can jump on it.
This is just unacceptable. It's a pomeranian. A BLACK pomeranian.
Black pomeranians are the bosses. End story.


Well, (don't) Enjoy!

I am laughing so hard I almost no longer notice how much this guy resembles a friend of mine. "PLACIATING PEOPLE".

T.V

IT'S
"PLACIATING PEOPLE".


Placiating.
Placiating. Just drink that in.
Also, note his accent when he says "Haw-ri-bble."

Slang. It never translates.

I guess we should have passed them the memo...
I doubt they know what this looks like to the English speaking consumer.

Well, I wasn't GOING to have a baby... BUT A HELLO KITTY MATERNITY WARD? SIGN ME UP!

Bring on the stretch marks and the morning sickness... I'm ready to push one out.
Not because I'm baby crazy... oh, on the contrary-
I think this is the absolute worst place and time to bring a child into the universe and lord knows I wouldn't know what to do with it.
HOWEVER-
Taiwan has just opened a new HELLO KITTY MATERNITY WARD!!!!!
Oh, Japaneses... you've thoroughly redeemed yourselves from that bird poo debacle!

I have no idea what's happening here... but LOOK! IT'S ANDREW W.K!!!!

I love Andrew W.K.
He's like what Mike Patton might have been if he had a non-corny sense of humour and a whole friggin' LOT OF UH-MAY-ZING.
As far as I'm concerned, anything he does is kissed by awesome.
Thus... whatever the heck is happening here is a-ok by me.