This dog hates going to the gym...

... So he just works out at home.

CRAZY GLUE+12 YEAR OLD IDIOT GLUING HAND TO DESK= A SPOT ON JAPANESE "COPS".

I bet you though this picture was something other than a GLUE HAND, you pigs.
I guess this is the asian equivalent to when the officers on "COPS"
respond to a woman complaining that there aren't enough shrimp in her
triple jade special.
I wonder what they do when a kid licks a frozen flag post...

IN JAPAN, COCKROACHES CAN DANCE.

This is a commercial for cockroach traps. I guess because there are as many boy bands as there are roaches.

MEAT HATS!

After an evening on the Jersey Shore... I thought I'd seen enough meat to last me at least until tuesday.
There was muscle meat in muscle shirts... fatty meat in booty shorts... plus sized meat in bikini bottoms...
lots of meat, much of which had Guns that wanted Kissin'.
Meat, meat everywhere and not a drop to eat.
Of course, there was more meat to be had, but THIS MEAT is AWESOME MEAT.
You can eat your meat, you can beat your meat... OR you can wear it.
http://www.hatsofmeat.com/
is a fashion forward take on carnivore life...
Some Haute Cow-ture

"THE BASE-BULL CAP - This classic is made from the best of the male bovine to bring out the best in the sports fan, male or female. It features a visor of fine flank steak and a helmet of lean, grade-A 100% ground beef. "


THE BRISKET YARMULKE - Made of 100% kosher brisket, this one-size-fits-all “beefy beanie” comes emblazoned with a horseradish Star of David.

Nothing makes me happier than watching real life suffering.

hahaha
Holy shit.

"Life Fail" in-fucking-deed.
Bullet ball?? Try Bullet in Head.

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THIS IS WHY YOU'RE FAT.

I can't believe I haven't blogged about this site before.
It's one of the greats.
http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/
is a beautiful thing.
It's basically a collection of every delicious, lardy, greazy, piggy food on earth
complete with pictures that will make you drool.

I WONDER IF THEY EVER HAD THE "GRILLED CHEESECAKE SANDWICH" ON IT???
Here's a taste of what you'll find there:

The Pattie LaBurger

A triple bacon cheeseburger with deep fried patties as buns.


Bacon Crust Pizza With Bacon


Bacon Cinnamon Roll


Thank God I'm Skinny.