Your kid is a clown.

Nikki made my day with a truckload of hilarity and awesome...
starting with this incredible PSA.

Body Magic just Hypnotized me. WHOA

I don't know what happened. I woke up in another part of town
after I watched this.

OK. THE END OF THE WORLD IS HERE. KEEP F**KING THAT CHICKEN. FTW!??!?!?!?!?!?

CRYPTIC. DISTURBING. NEWSWORTHY.


FTW IS THIS ABOUT? I MUST KNOW.





OH WELL.

WHEN IN DOUBT.... REMIX!!!!




BY THE WAY,

I OWE THIS AFTERNOON'S BIG FTWLULZ
TO MY BELOVED REAVIS EITEL
http://reaviseitel.blogspot.com/
This one's for you, Beautiful!

NEW DISEASE ALERT: FACES IN PLACES

IT INFECTS YOUR BRAIN.
NOW THAT YOU'RE AWARE OF IT, YOU WILL SEE FACES IN EVERYTHING.
It's sort of annoying.
http://facesinplaces.blogspot.com/

Was feeling all Nillson (as usual), instead I got...

This guy is a pretty decent substitute, though.

CABBAGE DOG.

Too adorable to ignore.
http://www.youtube.com/user/gajyumaru234

A DOG EATING CABBAGE? WHY YES, PLEASE!


MELON? OF COURSE! THANK YOU!



This might be the cutest thing I have ever seen.





HOW IS THIS ANIMAL A REAL LIVING THING AND NOT AN ADORABLE CARTOON?

You can take the reporter out of the ghetto but...

I dare you to try to get the Ghetto out of this reporter.

(Just try him. Throw some pollen on his suit.)

Asian on Asian Asianism.

NO KOREANS ALLOWED!





At a hotel, Japaneses tell Koreanses to
"Go Back To Korea!"

World's fastest hand clapper.

It's serious Biznass.

JAPANESE POP-STAR FLASHES CAMEL TOE TO SELL TICKETS TO SHOWS!

Asuka Sawamoto has an unusual marketing strategy.

BACON IS GOOD FOR ME!! REMIXXXXXXXXXXX (YOU WILL BE ROCKIN' OUT ALL NIGHT TO THIS.)

YESSSSSSSSSSSS


uh-may-zing.
I DON'T WANNA MAKE A DEAL ANYMORE!

SNAKE... WITH FOOT... FOUND IN CHINA.

Um.
I am really not comfortable at all with this.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/wildlife/6187320/Snake-with-foot-found-in-China.html

WIZARD GETS TASERED & BECOMES MAGICALLY CHARGED!

I HAD TO WATCH THIS LIKE 11TEEN TIMES...
NOT ONLY TO WATCH THE TASERING GIVE THE MAGICAL WIZARD MAGICAL STRENGTH, BUT TO HEAR EVERY SINGLE BIT OF HIS AMAZING SPEECH.
awesome.

TEDDY BEAR JACKET. Teddy bear jacket?

I'll probably have to buy one just to laugh at myself.

TEDDY BEAR JACKET by Sebastian Errazuriz

Don't think about it. Just DO IT.

This was in my mailbox this morning...
Aspiring politician Sean Clair was delivering a message to ME directly from... God.

WOW video dating in 1987 was... AWESOME.

As I sit here and fantasize about guns and a game called life... Kenny and the Muppets call my bluff... The Gambler. Awesome ALWAYS... IN ALL WAYS.

The best you can hope for is to die in your sleep, kids.





... and while we're at it


RUBY. DON'T TAKE YOUR LOVE TO TOWN.



I'm no quitter, but I've quit living on dreams...

Heil Number 1 HIT-ler!

I love that guy.
He's so very!


Manamana.

This Hitler clip just works with ANY subtitles. LOLZ again.

Air Yeezys.

Snuggies: One style, One Runway... SNUGGIE FASHION SHOW FOR FASHION WEEK?

This is what I imagine Fashion Week will be like in a post apocalyptic utopian cult-world...
everyone gets the same robe... but if you're fancy, you can get it in leopard print!!!!


SNUGGIES.

Coming to a runway near you.


... Coming to a runway near you?

ftw?
why?

KELLY CLARKSON: Big, Bold, Brassy, AWESOME.

CLICK HERE TO READ WHAT KELLY CLARKSON
HAD TO SAY ABOUT KANYASS WEST...!!!!!!: http://kellyclarkson.com/blog/2009/09/kanye-west.html


I have to say-
I am pleased. Clarkson, go on with your bad self.
Go on, girl... go 'head, get down.

Impressed.

CHINA PREVENTS SUICIDES... BY MAKING IT MORE DELICIOUS?

UM-
I don't know about you... but butter doesn't usually deter me from doing ANYTHING.

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/life/2009-09/01/content_8642819.htm

"Government officials in south-east China have ordered workers to cover a 1,000 ft long steel bridge in butter to prevent citizens from using it to attempt suicide.

All the climbable surfaces on the structure in Guangzhou have been covered in greasy fat to put an end to the spate of people threatening to jump from it, The Sun reports.

Government spokesman Shiu Liang said: "We tried employing guards at both ends but that didn't work - and we put up special fences and notices asking people not to commit suicide here.

"None of it worked - and so now we have put butter over the bridge and it has worked very well. Nobody can get up there and nobody who tries ever falls."

Bridge guard Wong Man added: "The butter makes the bars and frames slippery and hard to climb on to, and we can easily catch them.

"Each time somebody threatens to commit suicide to get media attention or sympathy over personal problems we end up with several hours of tailbacks and there were lots of complaints.

"Since we put up the butter there have been no problems with these attention seekers.""

SO I THINK I CAN DANCE!!!

These JibJab things always gave Jimmy and I non-stop LULZ...
I'm glad that some things never change.

Try JibJab Sendables® eCards today!

Oh, lighten up. They're not YOUR family photos!

(CLICK ON SMALLER PICS TO EXPAND TO FULL SIZE!)http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/

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whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com
is still one of the greatest sites to ever grace the interwebs.